Oh NBA, Where Art Thou?

You think this is fair? You think you can give me two of the best years you have EVER given me, and then just up and leave like this? Is this what you did to the others before me? I know you promised to be back by the end of fall, but COME ON! This isn't fair. In fact, this is BULLSHIT!

Whatever mistress you are with right now, I hope she knows that come October you'll leave her, too. Fuck You! You're an asshole! ...But I need you! ...But I'm stronger than this! ...I don't need you! ...Please, please hurry back! I don't know what to do with my evenings anymore. I miss you dearly. So much so that my psychiatrist recommended I try art to keep my mind off you...


...it didn't work.